I really Do think real spiders are more interesting than...

Spiderman!

Spiderman, Spiderman,

Does whatever a spider can

Spins a web, any size,

Catches thieves just like flies

Look Out!

Here comes the Spiderman!

Is he strong?

Listen bud,

He's got radioactive blood.

Can he swing from a thread

Take a look overhead

Hey, there

There goes the spiderman.

In the chill of the night

At the scene of a crime

Like a streak of light

He arrives just in time.

Spiderman, Spiderman

Friendly neighborhood Spiderman

Wealth and fame

He's ignored

Action is his reward.

To him, life is a great big bang up

Whenever there's a hang up

You'll find the Spiderman.

Here are two slightly different versions of the Spiderman theme song... Which one do you like best?

This is Michael Buble's version and...

this is the version of the group Aerosmith...

Finally,

what about...

Spiderdog??