I really Do think real spiders are more interesting than...

Spiderman!

Spiderman, Spiderman,

Does whatever a spider can

Spins a web, any size,

Catches thieves just like flies

Look Out!

Here comes the Spiderman!

Is he strong?

Listen bud,

He's got radioactive blood.

Can he swing from a thread

Take a look overhead

Hey, there

There goes the spiderman.

In the chill of the night

At the scene of a crime

Like a streak of light

He arrives just in time.

Spiderman, Spiderman

Friendly neighborhood Spiderman

Wealth and fame

He's ignored

Action is his reward.

To him, life is a great big bang up

Whenever there's a hang up

You'll find the Spiderman.

Here are two slightly different versions of the Spiderman theme song... Which one do you like best?

This is Michael Buble's version and...

this is the version of the group Aerosmith...

Finally,

what about...

Spiderdog??

Spider in the Bath!

I like bunny rabbits, I like frogs.

I like pussycats, and I like dogs.

Talking to a tiger is like falling off a log.

Being friendly to the animals is easy!

I've got a couple of hamsters in the garden shed;

One's called Sebastian, and the other's called Fred.

I've even got a teddy bear I take to bed!

Being friendly to the animals is easy!

chorus :

But a spider in the bath, a spider in the bath!

A creepy crawling, creepy crawling spider in the bath!

I know he's only there because he wants to have a laugh!

With hairy legs and beady eyes that terrify and tantalize!

A spider in the bath, a spider in the bath!

A creepy crawling , creepy crawling spider in the bath!

I know he's only there because he wants to have a laugh!

I thought I'd put it down the drain but now he's climbing up the chain!

Spider in the bath!

I like elephants, and I like mice.

I'd take a lion cub at any price.

I've even heard that crocodiles can be quite nice.

Being friendly to the animals is easy!

I like caterpillars, I like snails.

I like a lizard with a very long tail.

I'd even go swimming with a big white whale.

Being friendly to the animals is easy!

chorus

I've a horrible feeling that the spider's still there!

He's hiding in the bathroom, but I don't know where.

But bath time's over now, so I don't care!

I thought I'd put him down the drain but now he's climbing up the chain!

Spider! Eugh!

Spiders are wonderful!

 

You probably already know that

spiders are wonderful,

but what else do you know about them?

go to http://www.essexterror.com/spiders/spidersarewonderful.pdf

You Are the Kind of Dog I Love

You are the kind of dog I love because
you are a walking hill of hair.
And even though you cannot see your
eyes
ears
nose
or paws
I somehow know
that you 
are under there.



Kate Kuskin

No pets allowed... 

Never Never Disagree

Never never disagree

With a shark beneath the sea,

Lest you feel a sudden crunch

And discover you are lunch

Jack Prelutsy