dimecres, 19 de setembre del 2012

KIPPER THE DOG !







Hi! This is Kipper the dog...
Kipper has a light brown coat, dark ears and a white belly and muzzle.
Kipper likes playing with his slipper, his friends Tiger, Pig and Arnold.
Kipper is very formal and nice, but he also likes jokes and having fun. He lives many adventures with his friends.


Do you want to meet his friend Tiger?




This is Tiger. 
Tiger is Kipper's best friend.
He is grey, with a white muzzle and belly. 
He does not have long ears like Kipper : his ears 
are short and pointed.
He's got a short beard!



Another of Kipper's friends is Pig.
Pig is a pig! He is pink and very clean...He is very 
greedy : he is always hungry and likes eating sweets... He is also a little clumsy...and speaks through his nose.





Finally, 
this is Arnold! Arnold is a baby pig : he never speaks
but he is very smart! Arnold is Pig's little
brother. 








This is Kipper's song!


They call him Kipper,
Kipper the dog...

The dog with a slipper 
That's Kipper
Kipper the dog...

(by the way, that's a toad, not a frog)

Now, he can do this,
Do you think that you could?
Now, he can do that,
Which is more the any old cat could!

Would you like a dog,
like a dog,
like a dog,
like a dod,
like Kipper?

That's Kipper the dog!

(now, that's a frog...)








Would you like to meet





?






Nothing ever happens...



dimarts, 4 de setembre del 2012

ChArLiE and LoLa !!!!


















Charlie 
is seven years old. He likes playing football, making race cars and rockets. He also likes his little sister Lola. Lola makes him laugh a lot. 













Lola 
is four, but very nearly five. She likes pink milk, chimpanzees and her best friend Lotta. She doesn't like mushrooms, numbers bigger than 10 or itchy jumpers and she will not ever, NEVER eat a tomato. Lola loves her brother Charlie. Together they can go anywhere and be anything...




















dimarts, 28 d’agost del 2012




I really Do think real spiders are more interesting than...








Spiderman!


Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spiderman!

Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread
Take a look overhead
Hey, there
There goes the spiderman.

In the chill of the night
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.

Spiderman, Spiderman
Friendly neighborhood Spiderman
Wealth and fame
He's ignored
Action is his reward.

To him, life is a great big bang up
Whenever there's a hang up
You'll find the Spiderman.




Here are two slightly different versions of the Spiderman theme song... Which one do you like best?






This is Michael Buble's version and...






this is the version of the group Aerosmith...




Finally,

what about...



Spiderdog??




Spider in the Bath!

I like bunny rabbits, I like frogs.
I like pussycats, and I like dogs.
Talking to a tiger is like falling off a log.
Being friendly to the animals is easy!
I've got a couple of hamsters in the garden shed;
One's called Sebastian, and the other's called Fred.
I've even got a teddy bear I take to bed!
Being friendly to the animals is easy!

chorus :

But a spider in the bath, a spider in the bath!
A creepy crawling, creepy crawling spider in the bath!
I know he's only there because he wants to have a laugh!
With hairy legs and beady eyes that terrify and tantalize!
A spider in the bath, a spider in the bath!
A creepy crawling , creepy crawling spider in the bath!
I know he's only there because he wants to have a laugh!
I thought I'd put it down the drain but now he's climbing up the chain!
Spider in the bath!

I like elephants, and I like mice.
I'd take a lion cub at any price.
I've even heard that crocodiles can be quite nice.
Being friendly to the animals is easy!
I like caterpillars, I like snails.
I like a lizard with a very long tail.
I'd even go swimming with a big white whale.
Being friendly to the animals is easy!

chorus

I've a horrible feeling that the spider's still there!
He's hiding in the bathroom, but I don't know where.
But bath time's over now, so I don't care!
I thought I'd put him down the drain but now he's climbing up the chain!

Spider! Eugh!













Spiders are wonderful!


You probably already know that
spiders are wonderful,
but what else do you know about them?

go to http://www.essexterror.com/spiders/spidersarewonderful.pdf








dimecres, 22 d’agost del 2012

You Are the Kind of Dog I Love




You are the kind of dog I love because
you are a walking hill of hair.
And even though you cannot see your
eyes
ears
nose
or paws
I somehow know
that you 
are under there.



Kate Kuskin



















No pets allowed... 












divendres, 10 d’agost del 2012















Never Never Disagree


Never never disagree
With a shark beneath the sea,
Lest you feel a sudden crunch
And discover you are lunch


Jack Prelutsy